Monday, October 10, 2011

Columbus Day...A Really Sick Thing to Celebrate.

Interestingly, a group of the Italian-American population are really proud of Columbus and are happy to have parades and what not to celebrate him. I say interestingly because back when wanted to sail to find the evasive (aka, non-existent) North West Passage, they didn't want anything to do with him.

Columbus sailed for Spain with the condition he'd make Spain filthy, stinkin' rich. In 1492, Spain was the first 3G network. They were all about Glory, God, and Gold. (On a sad, side note, I have no idea what the cell phone expression 3G means. Three Gigabytes?)

Rather than reiterate what a simple google search will prove true, I've included the links for your convenience on Christopher Columbus the:

Slaver

Rapist

Child Molester

Here's the lowdown...Columbus was not like this at all:


Except for that whole being at sea forever thing. That part is true.

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